For OAU guys!!:WHY YOU SHOULDN’T DATE A MAINTENANCE GIRL

 

Obafemi Awolowo University has eight undergraduate hostels on campus but despite this,demands have exceeded the available spaces,hence many students have been left with no choice but to stay off campus.

While many students stay in town because they have no choice,many others live around campus gate for comfort,privacy and for it’s close proximity to campus, maintenance hostel ladies fall in this category.

While students jostle it out in AP and Lagere, Maintenance girls enjoy the security of being around Ogbafemi whilst still being comfortable,this however comes at a cost,the price of the hostels are exhorbitant and you should guess right that only the privileged can afford it. With this in mind,we will be giving you a few reasons you shouldn’t date a maintenance lady;

 

THEY ARE EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN

On first thought,you might be deceived by the name of their hostels,don’t worry the area only got it’s name from nearby OAU Maintenance department.

Well, Maintenance girls by virtue of where they reside and of course sponsors or money plug are hard to be maintained by the average broke OAU guy,don’t say I didn’t tell you that you will be footing bills for things you yourself don’t deem necessary for essential use.

 

DATE AT YOUR POCKETS PERIL

You might think you are a fancy Great Ife once your Crocs and hoodie starts winning you Moz babes until you are turned out of school hostel and you start staying in AP/Mayfair and the chunk of your monthly allawee goes into transport.

If you know you don’t have a consistent backup,bro,don’t ever try it,don’t try date a maintenance lady,well you can if you want to soak garium for weeks straight or leg campus to gate daily in order to maintain your maintenance bae.

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CHORES

If you are the type that can’t afford payments for laundryman,delivery man and the likes,don’t be unlucky to get a grossly ajebo Maintenance babe,that is double wahala for you.

You will most probably end up doing some washings and running errands on weekends for your loml,it shouldn’t be a cause for hassle though if she is satisfying you and of course you come from an ajepako house,you can’t lose your heritage so easily.

 

FOREIGN SONGS

You might think you cool with your Alabi Pasuma,Tope Alabi and Sauti Arewa until you meet your maintenance lover who doesn’t even listen to Naira Marley,small doctor or your favourite,Zlatan.

Bro,how will you cope listening to Drake,Cardi B,Halsey or Justin Bieber,songs you can’t pin out a single thing throughout it’s duration. Be wise,I repeat be wise bro.

 

ENGLISH/ACCENT

You graduated from Ita merin Grammer school in Igbo Ora or Olakunle senior high school in Alapere and you want to date a lady that graduated from Bowen college or Government house college,Ibadan with that your Ajegunle English,o wrong nau.

You can do better,you are sha the Kunle baba for the girls that rule your street in Ibadan before you resumed OAU,find your low cost babe till you modify your English,I am saying this for you to save yourself of unforeseen events that touch the heart.

 

YOUR HUSTLE WONT SHOW

You might be a great hustler but how will you flex when your high maintenance lady collects twice what you earn in a month in just a week and still complains it’s not enough.

Dust your rubber palms and chinos and return to campus or your AP,Mayfair,Lagere base to get a low cost clean babe. God willing,you both can build a business empire and afford better University hostels for your kids when they grow.

Be wise,I repeat be wise

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1 COMMENT

  1. I honestly cannot believe a sane human wrote this
    Does this make any sense??
    What in the name of stupidity is this FGs??
    Can’t believe I attend the same school with whoever this Mf is lmaooo😭

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