If you have ever encountered a Yoruba man, the true Yoruba demon then you know why this post will save lives. Loving a Yoruba man should top the list of 1000 ways to die young.
When they see you, their innermost demons want to ask you out like this but because most girls are humans, they have decided to make it more humanly.
Nowadays, they will just look at you and be like “you look like you don’t have any problem in your life, take me”. They can also take the role of the serpent and turn you to Eve, the red apple is surely marriage. Don’t ask me for how I know the colour of the apple.
These are confirmed facts about Yoruba men and you don’t need to ask around to be sure, just date a Femi and prepare a shoulder to cry on in advance. But to you that’s ready to heed our advices or you know you’re not capable of enjoying breakfast, read this one billion dollar worth article that came to you on a platter of gold (IOI) for free.
1. No Yoruba Man Is Single
This can’t be any truer, take it from me. If you ever encounter one, you should not bother asking if he is single or not unless you hate truths. He either has a Girlfriend and numerous girlfriends or he is married but doesn’t feel like he is. That shina is always there and it is an impeccable attribute they come to the world with.
2. Suave Fishermen
You might be wondering why women still weep because of these dangerous men. Yes, this one is definitely because of their outrageous looks. Deji, how can you be fine like 100 people? When you meet a polished Yoruba man on a normal day, it might not really do you hhdsasjkkawunlpdavlk but go out for an owambe. I want to rest my case before you start considering dating the one that told you that it is either you or death. Iro ni sha, kala!
3. Impressive Actors
The sky is brown and Yoruba men are good for your mental health. They will shower you with love, care for you like you’re their topmost priority, make you feel like the best thing to ever walk the planet and act surprised when you fall in love with them. Speaking of priorities, you’re the sole protector of your paynt, guide it well.
4. Endless Family Tree
They all have an endless family tree. Every girl you meet them with is related to them either as a sister or cousin. They are men with numerous sisters and cousins. Ola, is incest not abominable in your family? This particular one comes with a bonus, they are camera shy. They won’t want those sisters and cousins seeing you guys in weneva yuredi
5. Sweet Mouth
Silver tongued demons with fine face? Yes. If you’re one of those smiling while texting a Yoruba man, just know that you’re finished. It’s like Wale has never done you something before. These men will patronise you with marriage today and do 5 years marriage anniversary tomorrow. You don’t believe me? Try them! Never trust a promise from a Yoruba man as demons are never reliable. You don’t need to meet satan to know his messengers came to the world as Yoruba men.
6. Omniknowest
When Emmanuella talked about omniknowest, I’m sure she forgot Yoruba men! These people know everything and so therefore are always right, no one beats a Yoruba man when he’s ready to argue, eventually, you have to accept that he is a man.
7. Glorified Liars
Yoruba men and lies are like 5&6, I don’t know where they all acquired the skill from, I feel it’s a criteria to be a Yoruba man. Innate skill for their survival is lie because if they don’t lie, how will they breathe?
8. Polygamous People
These people are very good with words, the first time I heard men are and will always be polygamous in nature was from a Yoruba man! They’re good at glorifying rubbish.
If with all these, you still decide to date or marry a Yoruba man, don’t comman sing advice me in my ears and don’t tell me any sad story! I don’t like what I hate, smirks!
