Friday, April 19, 2024

#IleyaFestival: 7 Types Of People On WhatsApp On Ileya.

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It’s that time of the year again, it’s Ileya festival, one of the biggest celebrations in Islam.
IOI has brought you sweet gist, sit back, sip your coke and find your category as we’ll be talking about 7 types of people on WhatsApp on Ileya.

1. The Status Viewers

These group will not post any picture, they’ll say they don’t have aso Ileya, they’ll view every status and analyze every dress, this abaya no fine sef”, “ahhh, sheybi Rukayat said she didn’t have aso Ileya” and yes, they’ll screenshot and keep for memes or future references.

2. The Send Me Beautiful Pictures Geng

This set of people are similar to status viewers, just that they’d ask for your pictures, and post with the most incredible captions, don’t be surprised you might not see a single picture of them on their status.

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3. The Abaya Geng

As Nigeria broke like this, nobody get aso odun, except odogwu, iyawo alhaji, aya the owner, nah only them go wear aso odun “abaya with shine shine”, nobody is going to rest until you’re tempted to check them out.

4. The iPhone Geng

They might not wear aso odun, but you’ll definitely see a picture of them in front of camera, showcasing their brand of iPhone, God abeg.

5. The Send Location Geng

This set of people from a week to ileya, all that’s on their status is “send location abeg” “una kill ram, send location” anywhere there’s food that’s the location.

6. The Alhaja My Eran Odun Geng

These sets are mostly our Christian friends, after greeting you, the next thing is “Alhaja don’t forget my eran Odun”.

7. The We No Get Aso Odun Geng

They even created an association, their status is about the rain pouring on ileya, they won’t post a picture, but trust me, they have aso Odun, they’re only deceiving us, bill them.

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You don’t trust me right, that’s why I’m sharing this a day to Ileya so you can be on the lookout for them. Firstly, make sure you have enough data, because my dear, your data will go on a journey of no return.

If we can give out rams, we’d definitely send big

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