There’s pride in being an OAU Student; the pride comes with getting admitted and resuming. The low class suddenly disappears, and everything changes. You must have been trying to win that OAU student’s heart, and it has not been successful, calm down and follow who know road. Below are ways to win OAU students’ hearts.
“POV – This author has a master’s degree in winning an average OAU student’s heart; he is currently undergoing his Ph.D. in the same course. He has won different Nobel prizes & awards in this field, and his highly known for his remarkable achievements. So you can be rest assured you are learning from the best, just ensure you tick at least 7 of the traits below :”
1. Ensure You Are Using An iPhone With At Least Two Cameras
iPhones are no doubt sign of wealth amongst Gen Z’s; this culture is no different for an average OAU babe, but then when I said iPhones=statue of Wealth, I was talking about iPhone 11 upward, Emeka, don’t carry that your iPhone 7 to Chidima oo. To win an average OAU student’s heart, you need an iPhone; I know the Samsung geng is currently like, “my Samsung is worth more than the average iPhone 11, “ but don’t forget even a primary school student can tell the price range and model of iPhones, unlike Samsung. Proving your status of Wealth with a Samsung is extremely hard, except you are wooing a tech-inclined babe, but you need an iPhone for an average OAU babe. So hurry to the Deliberty gadget store at ife to order an iPhone, Deliberty has affordable iPhones, and they deliver nationwide, click here to contact them.
2. Smell Nice
Smelling nice should be a habit even without wooing an OAU student; there are many health & Psychological advantages. You don’t want to go around smelling like locust beans; one of the easiest ways to win an OAU babe heart is by smelling like a Prince. I would have recommended a perfume plug, but none has reached out to the brand for endorsement. We are open for endorsement and business deals; kindly reach out to us and sign that deal, click here
3. Be Outspoken & Dress Well
After flaunting your iPhone and pleasant scent, the next thing an OAU student looks forward to is your spoken English & Fashion sense .. you need to understand your basic grammar and verbs, learn 2/3 vocabulary per day and be ready to blow her mind. Talk softly and confidently. On the other hand, ensure you have a fantastic fashion sense, Don’t combine too many designers; also, in all you do, check the brand spellings on your cloth. Don’t wear “Balengaga, Adisa, Lolo Viton, and the likes.”
4. Be Ready To Spend Money
80% of Nigerian girls’ love language is “Money,” so why should an OAU babe be an exception? If you want to shorten your 2 years journey of talking stage to 2 days, then be ready to spend on her. By doing so, my brother, you have made it to the semi-finals.
5. Have A Car Or A Friend That Has One
Considering how scorching the OAU sun is, having a car is a big flex but not a determinate factor as I understand that by default, an undergraduate shouldn’t be pressured with the possession of a car, affording a car is pretty no child discussion except you are an internet fraudster, a rich kid or successful Tech/businessman. Many sweet guys like us have managed to scale through this step. Just imagine going to her Faculty/department to pick her up, then driving to her next class or home, omo she izzzz gone!
6. Don’t Take Bus
In whatever you do in this life, don’t take “town-igboro” I repeat, Femi, step down from that “town-igboro ” you are about to take now now. You must be ready to invest in a bike if you don’t have a car. You can’t imagine jamming your crush in a bus or her friends; it wouldn’t go well.
7. Order Food For Them Regularly
Food is life; who no like food? Based on the stats, an average OAU student is a foodie; just order either breakfast, lunch, or dinner with a short love note in the front, forget she izzz gone again.
8. Stay Off-campus
After going through steps 1 to 8, she finally agrees to visit you; Tunde, don’t tell me you are about to ask her to come to awo hall to see you , you need prayers !. Well, staying in school hostel is a total turn-off for an average OAU student, so you need to up your game by staying off campus. Also, it isn’t just about staying off campus; stay in an island area of IFE like Parakin, Oduduwa estate, Damico estate , Don’t stay in the trenches area of ife oo, I would be categorizing areas in ife into mainland, island, and trenches in my next post , ensure your subscribe to notification
9) Ensure Your Room Is Well Furnished & Neat
This can’t be overemphasized. Ensuring your room is furnished is a ticket to constant visitation. My definition of a furnished room isn’t necessarily having all the gadgets in this life; just ensure you have the essential things and ensure your room is elegant.
10. Have A Pet
This isn’t a major factor o, but it would go a long way in helping you. Ladies naturally have this fake love for pets like Cats, Dogs, birds, rabbits, and the like. Did I hear you saying “Goat”? Where did you come from, Emmanuel, so you mean goat is a pet? Having a pet can go a long way in helping you win her over; she would just turn herself into your pet mother, and from there, she is already in love and she izz gone again! Trust me on this, i am talking from experience
You don’t have up to 7 on this list, and you expect an OAU Student to respond to you; how far nah?
Try this and see how your crushes invite themselves to your house. The steps mentioned above have gone through vigorous tests & trials and have proven to be one of the most legit ways of getting an OAU student to fall for you. Let me know your take on the comment section.
PS – If after ticking 7/10 of everything mentioned in this post and she still doesn’t fall for you then she isn’t average, you might need to call book a special session with this author on top her matter (lol)
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