Somebody play us Naira Marley “Soapy”
“Brozay” is a category on Trybecity.com that delves into the world of men and the things they do, often exploring their secrets and experiences that may not be widely known or discussed. It covers a wide range of topics from relationships, dating, and sex to grooming, fashion, and lifestyle. This category aims to provide insights and perspectives on the male experience and encourage open and honest conversations among men.
Ha Ha! This is us laughing in advance at the look on your face right now. Ehn, yes. This is what you think it is. There’s no rest for the wicked, my brother, stay woke!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, in today’s class, we will be opening your eyes to the ways guys use their Body Cream. Don’t worry, they put it to good use.
We will try to be as descriptive as we can. So, you know how slimy and greasy the body lotion is, we can bet our left eye that 1% of the male human species in this world have used and use body cream the way we’re about to tell you now.
Stay tuned. It goes on everywhere, don’t be fooled. It’s one thing men around the world have in common. It is cheap, nearby, and trusted. Three ingredients are used. For clean guys, a closed door, an open phone or laptop, and tissue paper. For the ‘I don’t care’ dudes, a half-closed door, an open phone or laptop, boxers. We’ll dissect them one after the other.
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Closed door
even if they are alone in their apartment or parents’ house, a 7th sense still haunts them and makes them close the door to their room or toilet. Some even lock it.
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Opens phone or Laptop
They are either motivated by a nude photo of whatever gender turns them on, or a pornographic video of people acting it out — most commonly, a sexy girl moaning loudly with ecstasy. The highly imaginative ones use their fantasies to create scenes in their head with that babe for department or grocery store attendant or Sophie, the secretary at work.
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Tissue Paper and Boxers
A few have the dignity of cleaning up with tissue paper folds, most don’t. They just grab the……………………………….
