… the ways of an IDAN can never be known to the uninitiated. Once an IDAN, always an IDAN. IDAN can never be created but can be transformed into an EGBON or AGBA…
Nigeria, just like the current trending word etymology, is a nation of vibes and cruise. Of course, the nation is rich in culture and customs, but to the youths, mehnnn — the youths have found a way to keep themselves going and in constant friendly relationships with each other by bantering and catching cruise on social media. Which is a beautiful thing, if you ask us.
It is on this note we are gathered together — you and us both — to rank the personalities that fit to be in our unprejudiced list of THE HOTTEST IDAN IN NIGERIA. Just so you know, this list was created according to these recent times — we asked ourselves:
‘who and who have had the most influence on youths, portrayed Nigeria as an amazing country of unrelenting talents and also still in the midst of it all, possess that nonchalant I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude when it comes to voicing out his opinions, talents, and uniqueness in these past 2 to 3 months?’
WHO?
Well, here they are. We hope you relate to our IDANs.
1. DAVIDO
If you are a Nigerian, especially if you reside in Nigeria, you must know about the recent tragedy that befell the Adeleke Family. A tragedy that will break men is what our young billionaire experienced and still stood strong enough to drop the most influential album of the season! OBO STOOD STRONG! And that is the true quality of an IDAN — the ability to go through the darkest storms of life and still hold a smile up in front of the camera.
2.HILDA BACI
Hilda Effiong Back, the CEO and Head Chef of MyFoodbyHilda has held the world at its horns for 4 days straight —May 12 to May 15— on her quest to break the set 87 hours, 45 minutes 00 sec for the Longest Cooking Time’ in the Guinness World Books of Records. If this is not giving IDAN VIBES, then, think again!! At exactly 8 pm, May 15, this Woman-inspiration has created a record of her own, 100 freaking HOURS!!! IDAN reeee!
3. BUHARI
Buhari deserves a world record for president with the highest number of nicknames, ‘SAI BABA” “BUBU’ . as a Nigeria , If we speak of ruthlessness in human form, then we speak of the current President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. His moves are absolutely shady and unknown. He lives like a shadow. One time he is dead, another time he is sick, and another time he is playing football. ABEG, how do they relate? How can one man be so many things at once?!! E shock you too? Na so we see am. In fact, this man is the no. 1 IDAN in Nigeria if it were arranged per hierarchy.4. FALZ
4. Tinubu
Tinubu’s psychological position in the just concluded Presidential Election was not that of a sick man, as the populace thought it would be. Rather, his disposition was that of a man that has waited patiently to get what he really wants. The confidence in the EMI LO KAN slang is enough to show us that this one JAGABAN has been an IDAN right from time, for many decades, and with his recent win, it is looking like he will remain IDAN for another full 8 years.
5. WIZKID
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Now, this man right here is the definition of a sleek fox. Lowkey-loud moves. Dope with a touch of egoic nonchalant vibe. Big mouth wey fit shade anything and anybody in the most brutal way possible. A family man. A brilliant artist that never ceases to make Nigeria proud. Starboy. Big wiz. Baba NLA! Tell us, do we need to be putting 2 and 2 together for you??! Machala is a man with many names and they are all perfect for him. He is a born IDAN and will always be. A TRUE SON OF THE GUN. INDABOSKI. And that’s on period!
6. VICTOR OSIMHEN
This Nigerian footballer is who our forefathers had in mind when they said the young too shall grow. Victor Osimhen’s growth is what we love to see. He has raised himself so high with his skill and it is quite impressive. Victor Oshimen is an important instrument in his Serie A club, Napoli, where he plays forward with the number 9.
In terms of SPORTs, which sometimes can be underrated in Nigeria, this young man has proven himself worthy of the IDAN title as he is considered one of the BEST STRIKERS IN THE WORLD with a record of the highest goal-scoring African in the Serie A and also currently holds the most goals scored by an African in a single season.
7. KAGAN TECH
In the Nigerian Tech space, we must all applaud this one man. Kagan Tech has made it his calling to break down the anomalies and stereotypes that come with Tech to Nigerian youths.
We must say he is one of the backbones of why Nigerian youths are so flocked to the Tech space these days. A beautiful sight indeed. Kagan Tech, we don’t know how he does what he does, all we know is he is a great man that deserves this accolade and title. Kagan Tech is an IDAN in the Nigeria Tech space. Take it or leave it.
8. PORTABLE
ZAZU ZE! Mad vibes pon Crazy vibes. Like a fierce wind in autumn, Portable came into the Nigerian Music Industry with a lot of force. Like actual literal force! Ahh! If you know you know.
We all saw how patriotic he proved he could be when oiled probably in the just concluded National elections. We see his interviews where he literally says the same things but in different ways. We saw that his freestyle and motivational speech about Garri. Damn! Portable is a man that we personally think can stand up to anything and still find a way to go viral. He is crazy, not to say the least. And the youths love him like that and they showcase him and his music as their favourite of all time.
So tell us, if ONE MAN can come in like a storm, have his first hit single with BADDO, enter the political space like it was his father’s house, join comedy like it was his birthright, tell us, how is he not worthy to be crowned with the IDAN title?? Portable has been so hot these past months that he can’t just go without getting acknowledged as IDAN BABA!
9. DON JAZZY
For 11 years, a man has single-handedly carried the mantle of, what is now the most influential record label in Nigeria, on his shoulders. It is not news that MAVINS RECORDS has housed some of the greatest Nigerian Talents, is housing the hottest Stars right now, and will house even greater stars in years to come.
Don Jazzy is one of the reasons these young aspiring talented Nigerian artists still dream and hope. Don Jazzy has successfully made a shit ton of work look like a cup of tea. Or is it JAZZY BURGER or his recent Soap line that is not a brilliant marketing strategy?? Don is a brilliant man. A talented Artist and a man after the people’s hearts. Quote us wrong anywhere, but na CONFAM IDAN DON BE.
10. JUDE OC
Jude dey innovate and it’s beautiful. Jude OC is conveniently the most inspirational and talented animator of his time. He creates dope nostalgic content that takes you back memory lane. He broke down the Justice League in a way that no one could have. He has educated, inspired, corrected, and entertained many with his smarts on IG and his YouTube channel. We all love Jude OC and his love for GOTHAM CITY. This young man has proven he is an IDAN in his own right. We hope to see more of him as he grows even better.
CONCLUSION
What do you think of our rankings?? Could we have done better? Let us know in the comments. Meanwhile, should you be interested in being an IDAN, go to our detailed guide on how to be an IDAN
